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And the Sportsman of the Century was…
It’s a vintage Rolls Royce convertible, bristling with firepower. A mounted machine gun, a Lantaka swivel cannon, a double-barrel high-caliber Howdah pistol. And it used to belong to James Bond,...
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Welcome to the Barney Fife Pistol Range
Blog Guy, I hope you can help me. My chiropractor’s beekeeper just gave me a 9 mm pistol for Labor Day, and I’m wondering… Wait. You and your chiropractor’s beekeeper exchange Labor Day gifts? Yeah,...
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Looks like that one passed the test!
Sarge, look sharp. I’ve got a job for you. Sure thing, Captain, Sir! We’ve captured all these big weapons from the Gaddafi loyalists, and we need to test ‘em. Can you take care of that? And start with...
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What’s wrong with this picture?
Blog Guy, I’ve been seeing photos of well-armed rebels in Yemen in recent days, and I notice a lot of swollen cheeks. Are those plucky lads in need of major dental care? No, don’t worry about that....
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Have another round? No, I mean drinks!
Blog Guy, I need some of your great advice on home entertaining. Is it something that can be solved by a fancy Williams-Sonoma gadget? Not this time. I’ve invited some of those anti-Gaddafi soldiers...
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Oh, so this is a SERIOUS bike lane!
Okay, listen up, troops! I’ve got your duty assignments for the anti-Gaddafi army! Smith, you’re riding in a tank. Jones, you’re a bombardier. Williams, you fire rocket-propelled grenades and blow up...
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Playing Pachelbel’s Cannon at my funeral?
Blog Guy, not to bring up a depressing topic, but have you made plans for what will be done with your body when you die? I’m arranging that now, thanks to several readers who sent me info about a...
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Catching bayonets, what could go wrong?
It’s not that I don’t think you know what you’re doing, but we hired you to spiff up our military honor guard with some great new moves, and I’m just not sure about your plan. Trust me, I know what...
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Today’s reading is from Shooteronomy
It’s been a few weeks since I’ve written about any new signs of that onrushing Apocalypse, so I foolishly thought things might be getting better. Let’s see here. Roman Catholic bishops in Wisconsin...
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It’s your turn to go “quack-quack,” Jim
Blog Guy, you don’t seem to be too fond of hunting. I guess that’s just because you love animals? Look, I’d really, really like it to be just because of my feelings about animals, and my opposition to...
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